i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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