i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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