Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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