Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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