God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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