Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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