My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Also, beer. Big fan.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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