Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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