Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I will die if light touches me.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Randomize
