I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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