so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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