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(207): View more from Maine

Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I wish you could order shots online.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer

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(248): View more from Michigan

I slept with him to see his dog one last time

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.

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(602): View more from Arizona

It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs

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