dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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