i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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