I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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