we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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