Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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