What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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