You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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