Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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