i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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