yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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