if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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