apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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