nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Having a random hookup so left but love u
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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