If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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