Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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