Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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