Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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