You can't motorboat a personality
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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