I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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