Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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