So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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