Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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