But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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