Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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