Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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