I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
oh god the rape fog is back!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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