so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
