i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
