I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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