The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
they're like a gay fantastic four
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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