he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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