your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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