They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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