So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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