Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
