He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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