I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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