All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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