The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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