dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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