the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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