for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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