I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He shit in the fireplace
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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