VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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