I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
