i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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