Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
